Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

The Old Wolf said… So lovely and so true. Been through that three times, and as hard as it was, I wouldn't trade the experience for anything. Even if it meant having to read "Goodnight Moon" a thousand times more. November …

From humans to sparrows, individuals within a species display distinct 'personalities' when it comes to their behaviors. Taking an innovative approach to understanding how various factors impact behavioral patterns, David …

Jake Owen Follows Faith Hill's Parenting Advice. Owen and His Wife Plan to Keep Things Simple for Daughter's First Birthday. November 22, 2013; Written by Samantha Stephens. Jake Owen. Happy first birthday to little Miss Olive Pearl Owen …