7 Conspiracy Theories We Can Safely Disregard

7 Conspiracy Theories We Can Safely Disregard

We’re through the looking glass here, people.

The internet is a bottomless hole of conspiracy theories.

The internet is a bottomless hole of conspiracy theories.

Some conspiracy theories turn out out to be true; Watergate, Iran-Contra Affair, etc. Others, like the JFK assassination are still mysteries and important enough to examine forever.

And then there are some conspiracy theories out there that are so absurd that you have to laugh. Here's a few from the depths of the internet's most paranoid crevasses.

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Saved By The Bell was full of Illuminati propaganda.

Saved By The Bell was full of Illuminati propaganda.

Here's an article about the Satanic messages hidden with the hijinks of Bayside High. In brief:

-Zack Morris got a mediocre S.A.T. score and yet he is accepted into Yale (where Skull & Bones is based)

-Actors Mark-Paul Gosselar and Paul Walker are actually the same person. (And Paul Walker was in the movie The Skulls about Skull & Bones. Also, he died in a “mysterious” car crash.)

-Actress Lark Voorhies may have lost her mind since the show went off the air.

-The theme song to the show says “I miss my Satan” when played backwards.

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Pitbull and Shakira predicted the crash of Malaysian Airlines flight 370.

Pitbull and Shakira predicted the crash of Malaysian Airlines flight 370.

Some people think that these two Latin pop stars had prior knowledge of the still-unsolved airline disaster as evidenced by the lyric “Now it's off to Malaysia… Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day” in the song “Get It Started”.
If the Illuminati granted them fame, surely it can force them to sing about events that haven't happened yet, right?

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Obama was sent to Mars when he was a young man.

Obama was sent to Mars when he was a young man.

A few years ago, two men who said they were volunteers in a DARPA/CIA time travel project in 1980 came forward to reveal that a young Barack Obama was among their team of “chrononauts”
And apparently the U.S. has established bases on Mars where some volunteers live for years. But Obama didn't stay long… he had to attend Columbia University the following spring.

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